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a few words of wisdom for my local friends. don't choose the gw parkway as your highway of choice if you happen to be almost out of gas. although it may seem like a fantastic option because you'll just zip right through those 12 miles, you may run into traffic even when all other days are clear, and there are no shoulders or exits for most of those miles. and even where there are exits, there are no gas stations because anywhere you try to stop is either restricted (langley) or grossly residential.
should you happen to make it without running out of gas, do not pick the gas station that would logically be the first available, the ctigo by the pentagon. and by all means, no matter how tired you are, READ THE GLARING SIGNS ON THE PUMPS BEFORE YOU START PUMPING THE GAS. upon examination (again, best read prior to pumping) one will learn that this gas station is for military personnel feuling only. however, if you have not heeded this advice by this time and just happened to actually read the signs on the pumps....bite the bullet (no military pun intended), and speak with the attendant. offer your life, firstborn child or payment for the gas. chances are he will accept the latter, scold you, then laugh at your stupidity. i too now laugh at such stupidity. |
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